Unfortunately, this Sunday has been rather unpleasant, as Gravy Boat sunk shortly after leaving Kitchen-er, Ontario. The ensuing gravy slick prompted Greenpeas to organize a meat-ing for environmentalists in Du Pain, Quebec. The beef-ing from the environmentalists combined with the saucy comments from representatives of Gravy Transport Inc. resulted in a rather flavourful discussion period. The problem was eventually settled with Gravy Transport Inc. ordered to pay 1.1 bullion dollars to cover cleanup costs and environmental damages. Most funds ended up with the cleaning lady. This hiccup appears to have caused Gravy Transport Inc. to be swallowed up by Maersk Sealand, in an effort to preserve the food transport market.
Please don't post searing comments about corn-y puns.
English: The only language where random is the rule.
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